| AUTO RELATED SAYINGS |
| YES IT'S FAST... AND NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT |
| DRIVE IT ... LIKE YOU STOLE IT |
| INJECTION IS NICE...BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN |
| NOT ONLY BOYS ... DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS |
| SILLY BOYS ... TRUCKS ARE FOR GIRLS |
| WOULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER IF I SHOVED THAT CELL PHONE UP YOUR ASS? |
| GAS, GRASS OR ASS ... NOBODY RIDES FREE |
| IF YOU WANT TO RIDE MY ASS THEN AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR! |
| TILT STEERING ... FOR MORE HEAD ROOM |
| HORN BROKE ... WATCH FOR FINGER! |
| IF YOU HONK ... BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS |
| YOUR HORN BLOWS ... WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE? |
| IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIKE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS CAR KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF
|
| I'M THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT |
| I WANNA BE LIKE BARBIE ... THAT LITTLE BITCH HAS EVERYTHING |
| ZERO TO BITCH ... IN 2.7 SECONDS |
| DON'T LAUGH ... YOUR WIFE'S IN THE BACK |
| IF IT'S GOT TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS |
| MY OTHER TOY ... HAS TITS |
| I'VE GOT LOTS OF TOYS ... BUT MY BEST TOY HAS TITS |
| MY OTHER CAR ... IS A HORSE |
| NO BOTTLE ... ALL THROTTLE |
| WILL RACE ... FOR BEER |
| MY OTHER CAR ... IS A RACE CAR |
| I'D RATHER BE RACING |
| MY OTHER CAR ... IS A DRAGSTER |
| WARNING! ... CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AFTER 150 MPH |
| WARNING! ... THIS VEHICLE IS CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PURSUIT |
| I MAY BE SLOW ... BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU |
| THIS CAR IS BUILT FORD TOUGH ... WITH CHEVY STUFF |
| LEAD, FOLLOW OR GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY |
| NEXT TO SEX, MY MUSTANG IS BEST |
| NEXT TO SEX MY CAMARO IS BEST |
| NEXT TO SEX MY FIREBIRD IS BEST |
| NEXT TO SEX MY SS IS BEST |
| NEXT TO SEX MY VETTE IS BEST |
| DODGE THIS! ... DODGE RAM |
| IF YOU CAN'T DODGE IT - RAM IT |
| DODGE ... GRAB LIFE BUY THE HORNS |
| THIS CHEVY EATS FORDS & SHITS MOPARS |
| THIS FORD EATS CHEVYS & SHITS MOPARS |
| THIS MOPAR EATS CHEVYS & SHITS FORDS |
| HAVE YOU DRIVEN OVER A FORD LATELY? |
| IF YOU CAN'T STOP SMILE AS YOU GO UNDER |
| THE FAST ... AND THE FURIOUS |
| AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO OWN THE ROAD |
| FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE FORDS |
| FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE CHEVYS |
| IF YOU CAN READ THIS - YOU'RE TOO CLOSE |
| I'D RATHER PUSH A FORD THAN DRIVE A CHEVY |
| IT'S A JEEP THING...YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND |
| I'D RATHER PUSH A CHEVY THAN DRIVE A FORD |
| WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER - I'LL SNOWMOBILE THERE TOO |
| GET IN, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP |
| I FEEL THE NEED, THE NEED FOR SPEED |
| NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A CHEVY |
| NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A FORD |
| THE POWER TO WIN, MOPAR PERFORMANCE |
| FORD ... THE HEARTBEAT STOPS HERE |
| HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS |
| ANOTHER ONE OF DAD'S TOYS |
| DAD'S TOY ... I LOVE MY TRUCK |
| U TOUCHA MY TRUCK ... I BREAKA U FACE |
| DAD'S MID-LIFE CRISIS TOY |
| THIS OLDS SUCKS GAS BUT HAULS ASS |
| BAD ASS BOYS DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS |
| SILLY BOYS - TRUCKS ARE FOR GIRLS |
| NOT ONLY BOYS ... DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS |
| DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN & BOYS ARE ... THE PRICE OF THEIR TOYS |
| ONCE A MAN ... TWICE A BOY |
| MY OTHER TOY ... HAS TITS |
| WINE ME DINE ME - '69 ME |
| I'D RATHER BE GOING TOPLESS |
| '69 CAMARO, CAN'T TOUCH THIS |
| MIKE'S TOY, 89 MUSTANG GT |
| PERFECTION - CORVETTE |
| PORSCHE THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE |
| BMW THE ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE |
| NUMBER ONE - RICE BURNER |
| PIMPIN' AINT EASY |
| MY OTHER CAR IS A MERCEDES |
| PIMP CADDY - WHO'S YOUR DADDY? |
| JAPANESE CADILLAC - NEXT TO SEX MY CADDY IS BEST |
| CADILLAC- CRUISING IN STYLE |
| GET IN, SIT DOWN ... SHUT UP AND HOLD ON |
| GRAND NATIONAL, BAD TO THE BONE |
| IROC Z28, Z YOU LATER! - IROC-N-ROLL |
| HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE ... |
| WHEN I'M SURROUNDED BY ALL YOU TURKEYS |
| MY FERRARI IS IN THE SHOP |
| MUSTANG GT - CHEVY'S NIGHTMARE |
| THIS CAR IS BUILT FORD TOUGH ... WITH CHEVY STUFF |
| WRAP YOU ASS IN FIBERGLASS |
| IF YOU CAN BEAT ME, YOU CAN ... ME |
| 1957 CHEVY, RESTORED BY JOHN |
| INJECTION IS NICE BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN |
| PMS ... PUTTING UP WITH MEN'S SHIT |
| F.O.R.D., FOUND ON ROAD DEAD |
| MOPAR OR NO CAR |
| I'D RATHER BE RIDING MY HARLEY |
| MY OTHER VEHICLE IS A HARLEY |
| THIS IS NOT MY FATHER'S OLDSMOBILE |
| IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING GET OFF THE SIDEWALK |
| THE ONLY WAY TO FAIL IS TO QUIT |
| MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF SHIT TOO |
| DON'T LAUGH - IT'S PAID FOR |
| DON'T LAUGH YOUR WIFE IS IN THE BACK |
| IF THIS VAN'S ROCKING DON'T COME KNOCKING |
| IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS STAY ON THE PORCH |
| BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND |
| JUNE 26, 1990, JOHN & DONNA |
| DAVE & SUE, TOGETHER FOREVER |
| STEVE & MICHELLE, ALWAYS & FOREVER |
| I'D RATHER BE |
| I'D RATHER BE GOLFING |
| I'D RATHER BE HUNTING |
| I'D RATHER BE FISHING |
| I'D RATHER BE SKIING |
| I'D RATHER BE CAMPING |
| I'D RATHER BE PLAYING BINGO |
| I'D RATHER BE FLYING |
| I'D RATHER BE RACING |
| I'D RATHER BE BOATING |
| HAPPINESS IS |
| HAPPINESS IS BEING IRISH |
| HAPPINESS IS BEING ITALIAN |
| HAPPINESS IS BEING A GRANDPARENT |
| HAPPINESS IS YELLING BINGO |
| HAPPINESS IS BEING SINGLE |
| HAPPINESS IS BEING MARRIED |
| HAPPINESS IS BEING RETIRED |
| HUMOROUS SAYINGS |
| YIELD TO THE PRINCESS |
| YIELD TO THE ITALIAN PRINCESS |
| LIFE'S A BITCH, THEN YOU MARRY ONE |
| CARPE DIEM - SEIZE THE DAY |
| SINGLE BUT LOOKING |
| IF YOU'RE RICH I'M SINGLE |
| FOLLOW ME IF YOU'RE RICH |
| HONK IF YOU'RE HORNEY |
| MY MOTHER THINKS I'M AT THE LIBRARY |
| I'M THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT |
| THIS BITCH - HAS CLASS |
| GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN, BAD GIRLS GO EVERYWHERE |
| NO GAME - PLAYA HAYTA |
| WHO'S YOUR DADDY |
| DON'T HATE THE PLAYA - HATE THE GAME |
| FORGET THE DOG - BEWARE OF OWNER |
| THIS BITCH ... HAS CLASS |
| 49% BITCH ... 51% SWEETHEART |
| BITCH GODDESS ON BOARD |
| THIS BITCH HAS IT ALL |
| ZERO TO BITCH IN 2.7 SECONDS |
| THIS VEHICLE IS INSURED BY SMITH AND WESSON |
| I'M ALL FOR GUN CONTROL ... I USE BOTH HANDS |
| I'VE GOT PMS AND A HANDGUN - ANY QUESTIONS? |
| CAUTION! ... PMS VICTIM |
| GAS, GRASS OR ASS, NOBODY RIDES FREE |
| BORN TO SHOP, SHOPAHOLICS ANONYMOUS |
| CARD CARRYING, SHOPOHOLIC |
| I ONLY LOOK SWEET & INNOCENT |
| I'M HIGH ON STRESS |
| CAUTION ... VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL GARAGE SALES |
| CAUTION ... MOOD CHANGES SUDDENLY |
| HIT ME, I NEED THE MONEY |
| DON'T LAUGH, IT'S PAID FOR |
| IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE |
| THE MORE I SEE MEN ... THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG |
| MILLIONAIRE IN TRAINING |
| I'M SCHIZOPHRENIC, AND SO AM I |
| LIFE'S A BITCH, AND SO AM I |
| BEAM ME UP SCOTTY, THIS TRAFFIC SUCKS |
| SEX INSTRUCTOR ... FIRST LESSON FREE |
| DON'T LAUGH, IT'S PAID FOR |
| I MAY BE SLOW BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU |
| SHOCK ME, SAY SOMETHING SMART |
| JUST ONE DAY AT A TIME |
| SHIT HAPPENS |
| DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY |
| I ONLY LOOK SWEET AND INNOCENT |
| CAN'T TOUCH THIS, 69 CAMARO |
| DON'T RUSH ME, I'M RETIRED |
| SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY |
| HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-EAT-SHIT |
| I GOT THIS CAR FOR MY WIFE ... IT WAS A GOOD TRADE |
| I DON'T GET MAD I GET EVEN |
| WATCH MY ASS, NOT HERS |
| VEHICLE INSURED BY SMITH & WESSON |
| NEVER MIND THE DOG BEWARE OF OWNER |
| DIVORCE - THAT'S HOW I SPELL RELIEF |
| I'M NOT DRUNK I DRIVE LIKE THIS |
| 4 LETTER WORDS WORK, DIET, MALE |
| YIELD ... TO THE PRINCESS |
| I'M THE PRINCESS - THAT'S WHY |
| EVERYONE THINKS I'M PARANOID |
| I WANT IT ALL AND I WANT IT NOW |
| WE'RE SPENDING OUR KIDS INHERITANCE |
| 40 AND DAMN PROUD OF IT |
| DON'T MESS - WITH TEXAS |
| YOUR UGLY AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY |
| IT AINT EASY - BEING FAT AND GREASY |
| LIFE'S A BITCH ... AND SO AM I |
| LIFE'S A BEACH |
| SHE'S GOT THE GOLD MINE ... I GOT THE SHAFT |
| I STILL MISS MY EX BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING |
| THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB IS A WOMAN |
| FREELANCE GYNECOLOGIST |
| GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY |
| SHOP TILL YOU DROP |
| 49% BITCH ... 51% SWEETHEART |
| BITCH GODDESS ON BOARD |
| I GOT THIS BODY FROM JUNK FOOD |
| I'M BUILT FOR COMFORT - NOT BUILT FOR SPEED |
| DON'T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF DAY TO HAVE |
| HAVE A NICE DAY - SOMEWHERE ELSE ! |
| EATIN' AINT CHEATIN' |
| OUTA MY WAY I'M GOING TO BINGO |
| I'D RATHER BE SHOPPING |
| I GET PAID WEEKLY - VERY WEAKLY ! |
| NOBODY'S UGLY AFTER 2 AM |
| BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER |
| I'D RATHER EAT WORMS THAN DRIVE AN IMPORT |
| I'M INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY |
| SUPER MOM/DAD |
| MOM'S TAXI SERVICE |
| SOCCER MOM |
| #1 MOM/DAD |
| WORLD'S GREATEST MOM/DAD |
| WORLD'S GREATEST GRANDPA/GRANDMA |
| ASK ME ABOUT MY GRANDKIDS |
| GRANDMA'S SCORE BOYS 3 GIRLS 4 |
| MOM'S SCORE GIRLS 2 BOYS 3 |
| THE LORD IS MY CO-PILOT |
| DON'T FOLLOW ME, I'M LOST |
| I WANT IT ALL AND I WANT IT NOW |
| I DON'T WANT TO COPE |
| BEING A WOMAN IS EXPENSIVE |
| OVER THE HILL AND PICKING UP SPEED |
| I OWE, I OWE, SO OFF TO WORK I GO |
| WORK, SUCKS, BUT I NEED THE BUCKS |
| MY TAKE HOME PAY WON'T TAKE ME HOME |
| BORN FREE, TAXED TO DEATH |
| MY EX WIFE IS A LIAR |
| I STILL MISS MY EX ... BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING |
| EX HUSBAND IN TRUNK |
| BORN TO BE WILD |
| I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS |
| CAUTION: VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL BARS |
| CAUTION: VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL GARAGE SALES |
| DIVORCE IS GRAND - $50,000 FIFTY GRAND |
| I BRAKE FOR ANIMALS |
| LIFE IS NIFTY AFTER FIFTY |
| I LOVE MY GERMAN SHEPHERD |
| WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? |
| I'D RATHER BE RIDING MY HORSE |
| MY OTHER CAR IS A HORSE |
| MY OTHER CAR IS A BROOM |
| THIS BITCH ... HAS CLASS |
| DON'T FOLLOW ME, I'M LOST |
| IF YOU HONK, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS |
| WINE ME, DINE ME, 69 ME |
| SNATCH A KISS OR VICE-VERSA |
| SOME DO, SOME DON'T ... SOME WILL, I WON'T |
| WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND |
| GET IN, SIT DOWN ... SHUT UP AND HOLD ON |
| SPORTS |
| I'D RATHER BE AT A GIANTS GAME |
| LET'S GO CLEVELAND BROWNS |
| SYRACUSE ORANGEMEN ... BEAST OF THE EAST |
| GIVE BLOOD - PLAY HOCKEY ! |
| RAIDERS ... REAL MEN WEAR BLACK |
| I'D RATHER BE AT YANKEE STADIUM |
| I'D RATHER BE WATCHING THE BALL GAME |
| NEW YORK GIANTS- SUPER BOWL BOUND |
| #1 GIANTS FAN |
| LET'S GO YANKEES ... NUMBER ONE FAN |
| IN LOVING MEMORY OF DALE EARNHARDT |
| DALE EARNHARDT #3 - FOREVER |
| DALE EARNHARDT - RACE IN PEACE |
| SOMEDAY - TAMPA BAY |
| OCCUPATIONS/HOBBIES |
| POLICEMEN DO IT IN UNIFORM |
| HAIRDRESSERS DO IT WITH STYLE |
| CURL UP WITH A BEAUTICIAN |
| HAIRDRESSERS ARE SHEAR PLEASURE |
| I'M A BEAUTICIAN NOT A MAGICIAN |
| HAIRDRESSERS ARE A CUT ABOVE |
| BODY BUILDERS PUMP HARDER |
| NO PAIN, NO GAIN |
| TEACHERS DO IT WITH CLASS |
| WAITRESSES SERVE IT HOT |
| ELECTRICIANS WILL CHECK YOUR SHORTS |
| I'LL SHOCK YOU WITH MY ELECTRIC LOVE ELE |
| HAVE YOU HUGGED A NURSE TODAY |
| ELEVATOR MEN DO IT UP & DOWN |
| DIAL 911 MAKE A COP COME |
| TRUCKERS DO IT WITH BIG RIGS |
| HUNTERS DO IT IN THE WOODS |
| HUNTERS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A BUCK |
| MECHANICS HAVE THE RIGHT TOOLS |
| FIREMEN HAVE LONGER HOSES |
| MY OTHER CAR IS A FIRE ENGINE |
| FIREMEN ARE ALWAYS IN HEAT |
| FIREMEN STILL MAKE,HOUSE CALLS |
| DOCTORS DO IT WITH PATIENTS |
| NURSES CALL THE SHOTS |
| LOVE A NURSE - P.R.N. |
| MUSICIANS DO IT WITH RHYTHM |
| HOOKED ON FISHING |
| FISHERMEN HAVE LONGER RODS |
| ONCE A MARINE, ALWAYS A MARINE |
| THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE MARINES |
| POW MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN |
| VIETNAM VET, AND PROUD OF IT |
| SEMPER FIDELIS, U.S. MARINES |
| NATIONALITY |
| 100% BORICUA |
| NEWYORICAN |
| NEW JERSEY - THE SOPRANOS STATE |
| JERSEY SHORE - FOR LOCALS ONLY |
| YOU BET YOUR DUPA I'M POLISH |
| I'M IRISH, THAT'S NO BLARNEY |
| I'M ITALIAN ... MEAT MY BALLS |
| I'M POLISH, TRY MY KIELBASA |
| ITALIAN PRINCESS |
| ITALIAN STALLION |
| GOD BLESS AMERICA ... UNITED WE STAND |
| PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN ... GOD BLESS AMERICA |
| PUERTO RICAN PRINCESS - 100% BORICUA |
| POLISH AND PROUD |
| LOVE ME, I'M ITALIAN |
| IT'S EXCITING TO BE IRISH |
| I'M IRISH, WANNA GET LUCKY? |
| PROUD TO BE GERMAN |
| HAPPINESS IS BEING POLISH |
| INDIAN AND PROUD OF IT |
| GOD MADE SCOTS A WEE BIT BETTER |
| THANK GOD I'M IRISH |
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