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I'M NOT SPEEDING
I'M QUALIFYING

I'M NOT TAILGATING
I'M DRAFTING

HE WHO DIES WITH
THE MOST TOYS WINS

SILLY BOYS
JEEPS ARE FOR GIRLS

SILLY BOYS
TRUCKS ARE FOR GIRLS

I'M NOT DRIVING TOO FAST
I'M JUST FLYING LOW

BAD ASS BOYS
DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS

NOT ONLY BOYS
DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS

GET IN, SIT DOWN
SHUT UP AND HOLD ON

IT'S A JEEP THING
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

DON'T LAUGH
YOUR WIFE'S IN THE BACK

FIREMEN HAVE
LONGER HOSES

I WANNA BE LIKE BARBIE
THAT BITCH HAS EVERYTHING

49% BITCH
51% SWEETHEART

ZERO TO BITCH
IN 2.7 SECONDS

I'M ITALIAN
MEAT MY BALLS

I FEEL THE NEED
THE NEED FOR SPEED

I'M NOT SPOILED
JUST WELL TAKEN CARE OF

THIS CAR SUCKS GAS
BUT HAULS ASS

SOMETIMES
I GO TOPLESS

I'D RATHER BE
GOING TOPLESS

I'D RATHER BE
GOLFING

IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING
THEN GET OFF THE SIDEWALK

CARPE DIEM
SEIZE THE DAY

THIS VEHICLE IS INSURED BY
SMITH AND WESSON

SEX INSTRUCTOR
FIRST LESSON FREE

THE MORE I SEE MEN ...
THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG
DON'T RUSH ME
I'M RETIRED

I GOT THIS CAR FOR MY WIFE ...
IT WAS A GOOD TRADE

MY OTHER RIDE
IS YOUR BOYFRIEND

THE FEW, THE PROUD
THE MARINES

100% BORICUA
PUERTO RICAN PRINCESS

MY OTHER TOY
HAS TITS

IF THIS TRAILER'S ROCKIN'
DON'T COME KNOCKIN'

GET YOUR KICKS
ON ROUTE 66

THIS VEHICLE
IS BUILT FOR CHILLIN'

IF YOU CAN'T DODGE IT
RAM IT

HAPPINESS IS
BEING A GRANDPARENT

I'VE GOT PMS AND A HANDGUN
ANY QUESTIONS?

WE'RE SPENDING
OUR KIDS INHERITANCE

IF YOU CAN'T STOP
SMILE AS YOU GO UNDER

ANOTHER ONE OF
DAD'S TOYS

IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS
STAY ON THE PORCH

SAVE A HORSE
RIDE A COWBOY

LIFE'S A BITCH
THEN YOU MARRY ONE

GRANDMA'S SCORE
BOYS 3 GIRLS 4

DAD'S TOY ...
I LOVE MY TRUCK

DAD'S
MIDLIFE CRISIS TOY

ONCE A MARINE
ALWAYS A MARINE

I'M SCHIZOPHRENIC
AND SO AM I

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