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 LIST OF SOME MOST POPULAR SAYINGS!

YES IT'S FAST... AND NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT
DRIVE IT ... LIKE YOU STOLE IT
INJECTION IS NICE...BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN
NOT ONLY BOYS ... DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS
SILLY BOYS ... TRUCKS ARE FOR GIRLS
WOULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER IF I SHOVED THAT CELL PHONE UP YOUR ASS?
GAS, GRASS OR ASS ... NOBODY RIDES FREE
IF YOU WANT TO RIDE MY ASS THEN AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR!
TILT STEERING ... FOR MORE HEAD ROOM
HORN BROKE ... WATCH FOR FINGER!
IF YOU HONK ... BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
YOUR HORN BLOWS ... WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?
IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIKE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS CAR KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF
I'M THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT
I WANNA BE LIKE BARBIE ... THAT LITTLE BITCH HAS EVERYTHING
ZERO TO BITCH ... IN 2.7 SECONDS
DON'T LAUGH ... YOUR WIFE'S IN THE BACK
IF IT'S GOT TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
MY OTHER TOY ... HAS TITS
I'VE GOT LOTS OF TOYS ... BUT MY BEST TOY HAS TITS
MY OTHER CAR ... IS A HORSE
NO BOTTLE ... ALL THROTTLE
WILL RACE ... FOR BEER
MY OTHER CAR ... IS A RACE CAR
I'D RATHER BE RACING
MY OTHER CAR ... IS A DRAGSTER
WARNING! ... CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AFTER 150 MPH
WARNING! ... THIS VEHICLE IS CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PURSUIT
I MAY BE SLOW ... BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU
THIS CAR IS BUILT FORD TOUGH ... WITH CHEVY STUFF
LEAD, FOLLOW OR GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY
NEXT TO SEX, MY MUSTANG IS BEST
NEXT TO SEX MY CAMARO IS BEST
NEXT TO SEX MY FIREBIRD IS BEST
NEXT TO SEX MY SS IS BEST
NEXT TO SEX MY VETTE IS BEST
DODGE THIS! ... DODGE RAM
IF YOU CAN'T DODGE IT - RAM IT
DODGE ... GRAB LIFE BUY THE HORNS
THIS CHEVY EATS FORDS & SHITS MOPARS
THIS FORD EATS CHEVYS & SHITS MOPARS
THIS MOPAR EATS CHEVYS & SHITS FORDS
HAVE YOU DRIVEN OVER A FORD LATELY?
IF YOU CAN'T STOP SMILE AS YOU GO UNDER
THE FAST ... AND THE FURIOUS
AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO OWN THE ROAD
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE FORDS
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE CHEVYS
IF YOU CAN READ THIS - YOU'RE TOO CLOSE
I'D RATHER PUSH A FORD THAN DRIVE A CHEVY
IT'S A JEEP THING...YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
I'D RATHER PUSH A CHEVY THAN DRIVE A FORD
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER - I'LL SNOWMOBILE THERE TOO
GET IN, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
I FEEL THE NEED, THE NEED FOR SPEED
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A CHEVY
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A FORD
THE POWER TO WIN, MOPAR PERFORMANCE
FORD ... THE HEARTBEAT STOPS HERE
HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS
ANOTHER ONE OF DAD'S TOYS
DAD'S TOY ... I LOVE MY TRUCK
U TOUCHA MY TRUCK ... I BREAKA U FACE
DAD'S MID-LIFE CRISIS TOY
THIS OLDS SUCKS GAS BUT HAULS ASS
BAD ASS BOYS DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS
SILLY BOYS - TRUCKS ARE FOR GIRLS
NOT ONLY BOYS ... DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN & BOYS ARE ... THE PRICE OF THEIR TOYS
ONCE A MAN ... TWICE A BOY
MY OTHER TOY ... HAS TITS
WINE ME DINE ME - '69 ME
I'D RATHER BE GOING TOPLESS
'69 CAMARO, CAN'T TOUCH THIS
MIKE'S TOY, 89 MUSTANG GT
PERFECTION - CORVETTE
PORSCHE THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE
BMW THE ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE
NUMBER ONE - RICE BURNER
PIMPIN' AINT EASY
MY OTHER CAR IS A MERCEDES
PIMP CADDY - WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
JAPANESE CADILLAC - NEXT TO SEX MY CADDY IS BEST
CADILLAC- CRUISING IN STYLE
GET IN, SIT DOWN ... SHUT UP AND HOLD ON
GRAND NATIONAL, BAD TO THE BONE
IROC Z28, Z YOU LATER! - IROC-N-ROLL
HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE ...
WHEN I'M SURROUNDED BY ALL YOU TURKEYS
MY FERRARI IS IN THE SHOP
MUSTANG GT - CHEVY'S NIGHTMARE
THIS CAR IS BUILT FORD TOUGH ... WITH CHEVY STUFF
WRAP YOU ASS IN FIBERGLASS
IF YOU CAN BEAT ME, YOU CAN ... ME
1957 CHEVY, RESTORED BY JOHN
INJECTION IS NICE BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN
PMS ... PUTTING UP WITH MEN'S SHIT
F.O.R.D., FOUND ON ROAD DEAD
MOPAR OR NO CAR
I'D RATHER BE RIDING MY HARLEY
MY OTHER VEHICLE IS A HARLEY
THIS IS NOT MY FATHER'S OLDSMOBILE
IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING GET OFF THE SIDEWALK
THE ONLY WAY TO FAIL IS TO QUIT
MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF SHIT TOO
DON'T LAUGH - IT'S PAID FOR
DON'T LAUGH YOUR WIFE IS IN THE BACK
IF THIS VAN'S ROCKING DON'T COME KNOCKING
IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS STAY ON THE PORCH
BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND
JUNE 26, 1990, JOHN & DONNA
DAVE & SUE, TOGETHER FOREVER
STEVE & MICHELLE, ALWAYS & FOREVER
I'D RATHER BE
I'D RATHER BE GOLFING
I'D RATHER BE HUNTING
I'D RATHER BE FISHING
I'D RATHER BE SKIING
I'D RATHER BE CAMPING
I'D RATHER BE PLAYING BINGO
I'D RATHER BE FLYING
I'D RATHER BE RACING
I'D RATHER BE BOATING
HAPPINESS IS
HAPPINESS IS BEING IRISH
HAPPINESS IS BEING ITALIAN
HAPPINESS IS BEING A GRANDPARENT
HAPPINESS IS YELLING BINGO
HAPPINESS IS BEING SINGLE
HAPPINESS IS BEING MARRIED
HAPPINESS IS BEING RETIRED
HUMOROUS SAYINGS
YIELD TO THE PRINCESS
YIELD TO THE ITALIAN PRINCESS
LIFE'S A BITCH, THEN YOU MARRY ONE
CARPE DIEM - SEIZE THE DAY
SINGLE BUT LOOKING
IF YOU'RE RICH I'M SINGLE
FOLLOW ME IF YOU'RE RICH
HONK IF YOU'RE HORNEY
MY MOTHER THINKS I'M AT THE LIBRARY
I'M THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT
THIS BITCH - HAS CLASS
GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN, BAD GIRLS GO EVERYWHERE
NO GAME - PLAYA HAYTA
WHO'S YOUR DADDY
DON'T HATE THE PLAYA - HATE THE GAME
FORGET THE DOG - BEWARE OF OWNER
THIS BITCH ... HAS CLASS
49% BITCH ... 51% SWEETHEART
BITCH GODDESS ON BOARD
THIS BITCH HAS IT ALL
ZERO TO BITCH IN 2.7 SECONDS
THIS VEHICLE IS INSURED BY SMITH AND WESSON
I'M ALL FOR GUN CONTROL ... I USE BOTH HANDS
I'VE GOT PMS AND A HANDGUN - ANY QUESTIONS?
CAUTION! ... PMS VICTIM
GAS, GRASS OR ASS, NOBODY RIDES FREE
BORN TO SHOP, SHOPAHOLICS ANONYMOUS
CARD CARRYING, SHOPOHOLIC
I ONLY LOOK SWEET & INNOCENT
I'M HIGH ON STRESS
CAUTION ... VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL GARAGE SALES
CAUTION ... MOOD CHANGES SUDDENLY
HIT ME, I NEED THE MONEY
DON'T LAUGH, IT'S PAID FOR
IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE
THE MORE I SEE MEN ... THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG
MILLIONAIRE IN TRAINING
I'M SCHIZOPHRENIC, AND SO AM I
LIFE'S A BITCH, AND SO AM I
BEAM ME UP SCOTTY, THIS TRAFFIC SUCKS
SEX INSTRUCTOR ... FIRST LESSON FREE
DON'T LAUGH, IT'S PAID FOR
I MAY BE SLOW BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU
SHOCK ME, SAY SOMETHING SMART
JUST ONE DAY AT A TIME
SHIT HAPPENS
DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY
I ONLY LOOK SWEET AND INNOCENT
CAN'T TOUCH THIS, 69 CAMARO
DON'T RUSH ME, I'M RETIRED
SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY
HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-EAT-SHIT
I GOT THIS CAR FOR MY WIFE ... IT WAS A GOOD TRADE
I DON'T GET MAD I GET EVEN
WATCH MY ASS, NOT HERS
VEHICLE INSURED BY SMITH & WESSON
NEVER MIND THE DOG BEWARE OF OWNER
DIVORCE - THAT'S HOW I SPELL RELIEF
I'M NOT DRUNK I DRIVE LIKE THIS
4 LETTER WORDS WORK, DIET, MALE
YIELD ... TO THE PRINCESS
I'M THE PRINCESS - THAT'S WHY
EVERYONE THINKS I'M PARANOID
I WANT IT ALL AND I WANT IT NOW
WE'RE SPENDING OUR KIDS INHERITANCE
40 AND DAMN PROUD OF IT
DON'T MESS - WITH TEXAS
YOUR UGLY AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY
IT AINT EASY - BEING FAT AND GREASY
LIFE'S A BITCH ... AND SO AM I
LIFE'S A BEACH
SHE'S GOT THE GOLD MINE ... I GOT THE SHAFT
I STILL MISS MY EX BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING
THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB IS A WOMAN
FREELANCE GYNECOLOGIST
GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY
SHOP TILL YOU DROP
49% BITCH ... 51% SWEETHEART
BITCH GODDESS ON BOARD
I GOT THIS BODY FROM JUNK FOOD
I'M BUILT FOR COMFORT - NOT BUILT FOR SPEED
DON'T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF DAY TO HAVE
HAVE A NICE DAY - SOMEWHERE ELSE !
EATIN' AINT CHEATIN'
OUTA MY WAY I'M GOING TO BINGO
I'D RATHER BE SHOPPING
I GET PAID WEEKLY - VERY WEAKLY !
NOBODY'S UGLY AFTER 2 AM
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
I'D RATHER EAT WORMS THAN DRIVE AN IMPORT
I'M INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY
SUPER MOM/DAD
MOM'S TAXI SERVICE
SOCCER MOM
#1 MOM/DAD
WORLD'S GREATEST MOM/DAD
WORLD'S GREATEST GRANDPA/GRANDMA
ASK ME ABOUT MY GRANDKIDS
GRANDMA'S SCORE BOYS 3 GIRLS 4
MOM'S SCORE GIRLS 2 BOYS 3
THE LORD IS MY CO-PILOT
DON'T FOLLOW ME, I'M LOST
I WANT IT ALL AND I WANT IT NOW
I DON'T WANT TO COPE
BEING A WOMAN IS EXPENSIVE
OVER THE HILL AND PICKING UP SPEED
I OWE, I OWE, SO OFF TO WORK I GO
WORK, SUCKS, BUT I NEED THE BUCKS
MY TAKE HOME PAY WON'T TAKE ME HOME
BORN FREE, TAXED TO DEATH
MY EX WIFE IS A LIAR
I STILL MISS MY EX ... BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING
EX HUSBAND IN TRUNK
BORN TO BE WILD
I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS
CAUTION: VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL BARS
CAUTION: VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL GARAGE SALES
DIVORCE IS GRAND - $50,000 FIFTY GRAND
I BRAKE FOR ANIMALS
LIFE IS NIFTY AFTER FIFTY
I LOVE MY GERMAN SHEPHERD
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
I'D RATHER BE RIDING MY HORSE
MY OTHER CAR IS A HORSE
MY OTHER CAR IS A BROOM
THIS BITCH ... HAS CLASS
DON'T FOLLOW ME, I'M LOST
IF YOU HONK, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
WINE ME, DINE ME, 69 ME
SNATCH A KISS OR VICE-VERSA
SOME DO, SOME DON'T ... SOME WILL, I WON'T
WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
GET IN, SIT DOWN ... SHUT UP AND HOLD ON
SPORTS
I'D RATHER BE AT A GIANTS GAME
LET'S GO CLEVELAND BROWNS
SYRACUSE ORANGEMEN ... BEAST OF THE EAST
GIVE BLOOD - PLAY HOCKEY !
RAIDERS ... REAL MEN WEAR BLACK
I'D RATHER BE AT YANKEE STADIUM
I'D RATHER BE WATCHING THE BALL GAME
NEW YORK GIANTS- SUPER BOWL BOUND
#1 GIANTS FAN
LET'S GO YANKEES ... NUMBER ONE FAN
IN LOVING MEMORY OF DALE EARNHARDT
DALE EARNHARDT #3 - FOREVER
DALE EARNHARDT - RACE IN PEACE
SOMEDAY - TAMPA BAY
OCCUPATIONS/HOBBIES
POLICEMEN DO IT IN UNIFORM
HAIRDRESSERS DO IT WITH STYLE
CURL UP WITH A BEAUTICIAN
HAIRDRESSERS ARE SHEAR PLEASURE
I'M A BEAUTICIAN NOT A MAGICIAN
HAIRDRESSERS ARE A CUT ABOVE
BODY BUILDERS PUMP HARDER
NO PAIN, NO GAIN
TEACHERS DO IT WITH CLASS
WAITRESSES SERVE IT HOT
ELECTRICIANS WILL CHECK YOUR SHORTS
I'LL SHOCK YOU WITH MY ELECTRIC LOVE ELE
HAVE YOU HUGGED A NURSE TODAY
ELEVATOR MEN DO IT UP & DOWN
DIAL 911 MAKE A COP COME
TRUCKERS DO IT WITH BIG RIGS
HUNTERS DO IT IN THE WOODS
HUNTERS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A BUCK
MECHANICS HAVE THE RIGHT TOOLS
FIREMEN HAVE LONGER HOSES
MY OTHER CAR IS A FIRE ENGINE
FIREMEN ARE ALWAYS IN HEAT
FIREMEN STILL MAKE,HOUSE CALLS
DOCTORS DO IT WITH PATIENTS
NURSES CALL THE SHOTS
LOVE A NURSE - P.R.N.
MUSICIANS DO IT WITH RHYTHM
HOOKED ON FISHING
FISHERMEN HAVE LONGER RODS
ONCE A MARINE, ALWAYS A MARINE
THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE MARINES
POW MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
VIETNAM VET, AND PROUD OF IT
SEMPER FIDELIS, U.S. MARINES
NATIONALITY
100% BORICUA
NEWYORICAN
NEW JERSEY - THE SOPRANOS STATE
JERSEY SHORE - FOR LOCALS ONLY
YOU BET YOUR DUPA I'M POLISH
I'M IRISH, THAT'S NO BLARNEY
I'M ITALIAN ... MEAT MY BALLS
I'M POLISH, TRY MY KIELBASA
ITALIAN PRINCESS
ITALIAN STALLION
GOD BLESS AMERICA ... UNITED WE STAND
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN ... GOD BLESS AMERICA
PUERTO RICAN PRINCESS - 100% BORICUA
POLISH AND PROUD
LOVE ME, I'M ITALIAN
IT'S EXCITING TO BE IRISH
I'M IRISH, WANNA GET LUCKY?
PROUD TO BE GERMAN
HAPPINESS IS BEING POLISH
INDIAN AND PROUD OF IT
GOD MADE SCOTS A WEE BIT BETTER
THANK GOD I'M IRISH

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