Custom Popular Sayings



"YES IT'S FAST... AND NO YOU CAN'T DRIVE IT"
"DRIVE IT ... LIKE YOU STOLE IT"
"INJECTION IS NICE...BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN"
"NOT ONLY BOYS ... DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS"
"SILLY BOYS ... TRUCKS ARE FOR GIRLS"
"WOULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER IF I SHOVED THAT CELL PHONE UP YOUR ASS?"
"GAS, GRASS OR ASS ... NOBODY RIDES FREE"
"IF YOU WANT TO RIDE MY ASS THEN AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR!"
"TILT STEERING ... FOR MORE HEAD ROOM"
"HORN BROKE ... WATCH FOR FINGER!"
"IF YOU HONK ... BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS"
"YOUR HORN BLOWS ... WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?"
"IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIKE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS CAR KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF"
"I'M THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT"
"I WANNA BE LIKE BARBIE ... THAT LITTLE BITCH HAS EVERYTHING"
"ZERO TO BITCH ... IN 2.7 SECONDS"
"DON'T LAUGH ... YOUR WIFE'S IN THE BACK"
"IF IT'S GOT TITS OR WHEELS IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS"
"MY OTHER TOY ... HAS TITS"
"I'VE GOT LOTS OF TOYS ... BUT MY BEST TOY HAS TITS"
"MY OTHER CAR ... IS A HORSE"
"NO BOTTLE ... ALL THROTTLE"
"WILL RACE ... FOR BEER"
"MY OTHER CAR ... IS A RACE CAR"
"I'D RATHER BE RACING"
"MY OTHER CAR ... IS A DRAGSTER"
"WARNING! ... CLOSE ALL WINDOWS AFTER 150 MPH"
"WARNING! ... THIS VEHICLE IS CAPABLE OF EVADING HIGH SPEED PURSUIT"
"I MAY BE SLOW ... BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU"
"THIS CAR IS BUILT FORD TOUGH ... WITH CHEVY STUFF"
"LEAD, FOLLOW OR GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY"
"NEXT TO SEX, MY MUSTANG IS BEST"
"NEXT TO SEX MY CAMARO IS BEST"
"NEXT TO SEX MY FIREBIRD IS BEST"
"NEXT TO SEX MY SS IS BEST"
"NEXT TO SEX MY VETTE IS BEST"
"DODGE THIS! ... DODGE RAM"
"IF YOU CAN'T DODGE IT - RAM IT"
"DODGE ... GRAB LIFE BUY THE HORNS"
"THIS CHEVY EATS FORDS & SHITS MOPARS"
"THIS FORD EATS CHEVYS & SHITS MOPARS"
"THIS MOPAR EATS CHEVYS & SHITS FORDS"
"HAVE YOU DRIVEN OVER A FORD LATELY?"
"IF YOU CAN'T STOP SMILE AS YOU GO UNDER"
"THE FAST ... AND THE FURIOUS"
"AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO OWN THE ROAD"
"FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE FORDS"
"FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE CHEVYS"
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS - YOU'RE TOO CLOSE"
"I'D RATHER PUSH A FORD THAN DRIVE A CHEVY"
"IT'S A JEEP THING...YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND"
"I'D RATHER PUSH A CHEVY THAN DRIVE A FORD"
"WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER - I'LL SNOWMOBILE THERE TOO"
"GET IN, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP"
"I FEEL THE NEED, THE NEED FOR SPEED"
"NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A CHEVY"
"NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A FORD"
"THE POWER TO WIN, MOPAR PERFORMANCE"
"FORD ... THE HEARTBEAT STOPS HERE"
"HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS"
"ANOTHER ONE OF DAD'S TOYS"
"DAD'S TOY ... I LOVE MY TRUCK"
"U TOUCHA MY TRUCK ... I BREAKA U FACE"
"DAD'S MID-LIFE CRISIS TOY"
"THIS OLDS SUCKS GAS BUT HAULS ASS"
"BAD ASS BOYS DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS"
"SILLY BOYS - TRUCKS ARE FOR GIRLS"
"NOT ONLY BOYS ... DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS"
"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN & BOYS ARE ... THE PRICE OF THEIR TOYS"
"ONCE A MAN ... TWICE A BOY"
"MY OTHER TOY ... HAS TITS"
"WINE ME DINE ME - '69 ME"
"I'D RATHER BE GOING TOPLESS"
"'69 CAMARO, CAN'T TOUCH THIS"
"MIKE'S TOY, 89 MUSTANG GT"
"PERFECTION - CORVETTE"
"PORSCHE THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE"
"BMW THE ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE"
"NUMBER ONE - RICE BURNER"
"PIMPIN' AINT EASY"
"MY OTHER CAR IS A MERCEDES"
"PIMP CADDY - WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"
"JAPANESE CADILLAC - NEXT TO SEX MY CADDY IS BEST"
"CADILLAC- CRUISING IN STYLE"
"GET IN, SIT DOWN ... SHUT UP AND HOLD ON"
"GRAND NATIONAL, BAD TO THE BONE"
"IROC Z28, Z YOU LATER! - IROC-N-ROLL"
"HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE ..."
"WHEN I'M SURROUNDED BY ALL YOU TURKEYS"
"MY FERRARI IS IN THE SHOP"
"MUSTANG GT - CHEVY'S NIGHTMARE"
"THIS CAR IS BUILT FORD TOUGH ... WITH CHEVY STUFF"
"WRAP YOU ASS IN FIBERGLASS"
"IF YOU CAN BEAT ME, YOU CAN ... ME"
"1957 CHEVY, RESTORED BY JOHN"
"INJECTION IS NICE BUT I'D RATHER BE BLOWN"
"PMS ... PUTTING UP WITH MEN'S SHIT"
"F.O.R.D., FOUND ON ROAD DEAD"
"MOPAR OR NO CAR"
"I'D RATHER BE RIDING MY HARLEY"
"MY OTHER VEHICLE IS A HARLEY"
"THIS IS NOT MY FATHER'S OLDSMOBILE"
"IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING GET OFF THE SIDEWALK"
"THE ONLY WAY TO FAIL IS TO QUIT"
"MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF SHIT TOO"
"DON'T LAUGH - IT'S PAID FOR"
"DON'T LAUGH YOUR WIFE IS IN THE BACK"
"IF THIS VAN'S ROCKING DON'T COME KNOCKING"
"IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS STAY ON THE PORCH"
"BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND"
"JUNE 26, 1990, JOHN & DONNA"
"DAVE & SUE, TOGETHER FOREVER"
"STEVE & MICHELLE, ALWAYS & FOREVER"
"I'D RATHER BE"
"I'D RATHER BE GOLFING"
"I'D RATHER BE HUNTING"
"I'D RATHER BE FISHING"
"I'D RATHER BE SKIING"
"I'D RATHER BE CAMPING"
"I'D RATHER BE PLAYING BINGO"
"I'D RATHER BE FLYING"
"I'D RATHER BE RACING"
"I'D RATHER BE BOATING"
"HAPPINESS IS"
"HAPPINESS IS BEING IRISH"
"HAPPINESS IS BEING ITALIAN"
"HAPPINESS IS BEING A GRANDPARENT"
"HAPPINESS IS YELLING BINGO"
"HAPPINESS IS BEING SINGLE"
"HAPPINESS IS BEING MARRIED"
"HAPPINESS IS BEING RETIRED"
"HUMOROUS SAYINGS"
"YIELD TO THE PRINCESS"
"YIELD TO THE ITALIAN PRINCESS"
"LIFE'S A BITCH, THEN YOU MARRY ONE"
"CARPE DIEM - SEIZE THE DAY"
"SINGLE BUT LOOKING"
"IF YOU'RE RICH I'M SINGLE"
"FOLLOW ME IF YOU'RE RICH"
"HONK IF YOU'RE HORNEY"
"MY MOTHER THINKS I'M AT THE LIBRARY"
"I'M THE PERSON YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT"
"THIS BITCH - HAS CLASS"
"GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN, BAD GIRLS GO EVERYWHERE"
"NO GAME - PLAYA HAYTA"
"WHO'S YOUR DADDY"
"DON'T HATE THE PLAYA - HATE THE GAME"
"FORGET THE DOG - BEWARE OF OWNER"
"THIS BITCH ... HAS CLASS"
"49% BITCH ... 51% SWEETHEART"
"BITCH GODDESS ON BOARD"
"THIS BITCH HAS IT ALL"
"ZERO TO BITCH IN 2.7 SECONDS"
"THIS VEHICLE IS INSURED BY SMITH AND WESSON"
"I'M ALL FOR GUN CONTROL ... I USE BOTH HANDS"
"I'VE GOT PMS AND A HANDGUN - ANY QUESTIONS?"
"CAUTION! ... PMS VICTIM"
"GAS, GRASS OR ASS, NOBODY RIDES FREE"
"BORN TO SHOP, SHOPAHOLICS ANONYMOUS"
"CARD CARRYING, SHOPOHOLIC"
"I ONLY LOOK SWEET & INNOCENT"
"I'M HIGH ON STRESS"
"CAUTION ... VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL GARAGE SALES"
"CAUTION ... MOOD CHANGES SUDDENLY"
"HIT ME, I NEED THE MONEY"
"DON'T LAUGH, IT'S PAID FOR"
"IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE"
"THE MORE I SEE MEN ... THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG"
"MILLIONAIRE IN TRAINING"
"I'M SCHIZOPHRENIC, AND SO AM I"
"LIFE'S A BITCH, AND SO AM I"
"BEAM ME UP SCOTTY, THIS TRAFFIC SUCKS"
"SEX INSTRUCTOR ... FIRST LESSON FREE"
"DON'T LAUGH, IT'S PAID FOR"
"I MAY BE SLOW BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU"
"SHOCK ME, SAY SOMETHING SMART"
"JUST ONE DAY AT A TIME"
"SHIT HAPPENS"
"DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY"
"I ONLY LOOK SWEET AND INNOCENT"
"CAN'T TOUCH THIS, 69 CAMARO"
"DON'T RUSH ME, I'M RETIRED"
"SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY"
"HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-EAT-SHIT"
"I GOT THIS CAR FOR MY WIFE ... IT WAS A GOOD TRADE"
"I DON'T GET MAD I GET EVEN"
"WATCH MY ASS, NOT HERS"
"VEHICLE INSURED BY SMITH & WESSON"
"NEVER MIND THE DOG BEWARE OF OWNER"
"DIVORCE - THAT'S HOW I SPELL RELIEF"
"I'M NOT DRUNK I DRIVE LIKE THIS"
"4 LETTER WORDS WORK, DIET, MALE"
"YIELD ... TO THE PRINCESS"
"I'M THE PRINCESS - THAT'S WHY"
"EVERYONE THINKS I'M PARANOID"
"I WANT IT ALL AND I WANT IT NOW"
"WE'RE SPENDING OUR KIDS INHERITANCE"
"40 AND DAMN PROUD OF IT"
"DON'T MESS - WITH TEXAS"
"YOUR UGLY AND YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY"
"IT AINT EASY - BEING FAT AND GREASY"
"LIFE'S A BITCH ... AND SO AM I"
"LIFE'S A BEACH"
"SHE'S GOT THE GOLD MINE ... I GOT THE SHAFT"
"I STILL MISS MY EX BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING"
"THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB IS A WOMAN"
"FREELANCE GYNECOLOGIST"
"GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY"
"SHOP TILL YOU DROP"
"49% BITCH ... 51% SWEETHEART"
"BITCH GODDESS ON BOARD"
"I GOT THIS BODY FROM JUNK FOOD"
"I'M BUILT FOR COMFORT - NOT BUILT FOR SPEED"
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT KIND OF DAY TO HAVE"
"HAVE A NICE DAY - SOMEWHERE ELSE !"
"EATIN' AINT CHEATIN'"
"OUTA MY WAY I'M GOING TO BINGO"
"I'D RATHER BE SHOPPING"
"I GET PAID WEEKLY - VERY WEAKLY !"
"NOBODY'S UGLY AFTER 2 AM"
"BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER"
"I'D RATHER EAT WORMS THAN DRIVE AN IMPORT"
"I'M INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY"
"SUPER MOM/DAD"
"MOM'S TAXI SERVICE"
"SOCCER MOM"
"#1 MOM/DAD"
"WORLD'S GREATEST MOM/DAD"
"WORLD'S GREATEST GRANDPA/GRANDMA"
"ASK ME ABOUT MY GRANDKIDS"
"GRANDMA'S SCORE BOYS 3 GIRLS 4"
"MOM'S SCORE GIRLS 2 BOYS 3"
"THE LORD IS MY CO-PILOT"
"DON'T FOLLOW ME, I'M LOST"
"I WANT IT ALL AND I WANT IT NOW"
"I DON'T WANT TO COPE"
"BEING A WOMAN IS EXPENSIVE"
"OVER THE HILL AND PICKING UP SPEED"
"I OWE, I OWE, SO OFF TO WORK I GO"
"WORK, SUCKS, BUT I NEED THE BUCKS"
"MY TAKE HOME PAY WON'T TAKE ME HOME"
"BORN FREE, TAXED TO DEATH"
"MY EX WIFE IS A LIAR"
"I STILL MISS MY EX ... BUT MY AIM IS IMPROVING"
"EX HUSBAND IN TRUNK"
"BORN TO BE WILD"
"I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS"
"CAUTION: VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL BARS"
"CAUTION: VEHICLE STOPS AT ALL GARAGE SALES"
"DIVORCE IS GRAND - $50,000 FIFTY GRAND"
"I BRAKE FOR ANIMALS"
"LIFE IS NIFTY AFTER FIFTY"
"I LOVE MY GERMAN SHEPHERD"
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?"
"I'D RATHER BE RIDING MY HORSE"
"MY OTHER CAR IS A HORSE"
"MY OTHER CAR IS A BROOM"
"THIS BITCH ... HAS CLASS"
"DON'T FOLLOW ME, I'M LOST"
"IF YOU HONK, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS"
"WINE ME, DINE ME, 69 ME"
"SNATCH A KISS OR VICE-VERSA"
"SOME DO, SOME DON'T ... SOME WILL, I WON'T"
"WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND"
"GET IN, SIT DOWN ... SHUT UP AND HOLD ON"
"SPORTS"
"I'D RATHER BE AT A GIANTS GAME"
"LET'S GO CLEVELAND BROWNS"
"SYRACUSE ORANGEMEN ... BEAST OF THE EAST"
"GIVE BLOOD - PLAY HOCKEY !"
"RAIDERS ... REAL MEN WEAR BLACK"
"I'D RATHER BE AT YANKEE STADIUM"
"I'D RATHER BE WATCHING THE BALL GAME"
"NEW YORK GIANTS- SUPER BOWL BOUND"
"#1 GIANTS FAN"
"LET'S GO YANKEES ... NUMBER ONE FAN"
"IN LOVING MEMORY OF DALE EARNHARDT"
"DALE EARNHARDT #3 - FOREVER"
"DALE EARNHARDT - RACE IN PEACE"
"SOMEDAY - TAMPA BAY"
"OCCUPATIONS/HOBBIES"
"POLICEMEN DO IT IN UNIFORM"
"HAIRDRESSERS DO IT WITH STYLE"
"CURL UP WITH A BEAUTICIAN"
"HAIRDRESSERS ARE SHEAR PLEASURE"
"I'M A BEAUTICIAN NOT A MAGICIAN"
"HAIRDRESSERS ARE A CUT ABOVE"
"BODY BUILDERS PUMP HARDER"
"NO PAIN, NO GAIN"
"TEACHERS DO IT WITH CLASS"
"WAITRESSES SERVE IT HOT"
"ELECTRICIANS WILL CHECK YOUR SHORTS"
"I'LL SHOCK YOU WITH MY ELECTRIC LOVE ELE"
"HAVE YOU HUGGED A NURSE TODAY"
"ELEVATOR MEN DO IT UP & DOWN"
"DIAL 911 MAKE A COP COME"
"TRUCKERS DO IT WITH BIG RIGS"
"HUNTERS DO IT IN THE WOODS"
"HUNTERS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A BUCK"
"MECHANICS HAVE THE RIGHT TOOLS"
"FIREMEN HAVE LONGER HOSES"
"MY OTHER CAR IS A FIRE ENGINE"
"FIREMEN ARE ALWAYS IN HEAT"
"FIREMEN STILL MAKE,HOUSE CALLS"
"DOCTORS DO IT WITH PATIENTS"
"NURSES CALL THE SHOTS"
"LOVE A NURSE - P.R.N."
"MUSICIANS DO IT WITH RHYTHM"
"HOOKED ON FISHING"
"FISHERMEN HAVE LONGER RODS"
"ONCE A MARINE, ALWAYS A MARINE"
"THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE MARINES"
"POW MIA YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN"
"VIETNAM VET, AND PROUD OF IT"
"SEMPER FIDELIS, U.S. MARINES"
"NATIONALITY"
"100% BORICUA"
"NEWYORICAN"
"NEW JERSEY - THE SOPRANOS STATE"
"JERSEY SHORE - FOR LOCALS ONLY"
"YOU BET YOUR DUPA I'M POLISH"
"I'M IRISH, THAT'S NO BLARNEY"
"I'M ITALIAN ... MEAT MY BALLS"
"I'M POLISH, TRY MY KIELBASA"
"ITALIAN PRINCESS"
"ITALIAN STALLION"
"GOD BLESS AMERICA ... UNITED WE STAND"
"PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN ... GOD BLESS AMERICA"
"PUERTO RICAN PRINCESS - 100% BORICUA"
"POLISH AND PROUD"
"LOVE ME, I'M ITALIAN"
"IT'S EXCITING TO BE IRISH"
"I'M IRISH, WANNA GET LUCKY?"
"PROUD TO BE GERMAN"
"HAPPINESS IS BEING POLISH"
"INDIAN AND PROUD OF IT"
"GOD MADE SCOTS A WEE BIT BETTER"
"THANK GOD I'M IRISH"